I haven't been on here since Summer? Really? That's. . . so sad. D,:

Speaking of sad things- I failed my driver's test.

On Friday the Thirteenth.

During a Noreaster.

In heels.

For bumping the curb.

F*ckers.



On another note, I went shopping this morning for my job uniform (I is a waitress now) and NO ONE HAD ANY POLO SHIRTS.
wtf Old Navy. At least you should have a couple left on your clearance rack. No? Oh- F you too then.
Fail.

Another fail I think should be pointed out: how every store I visited had Christmas music playing. Christmas!
I enjoy celebrating Jesus' birthday as much as the next Christian, but seriously? Thanksgiving isn't even here yet. Give the turkey its chance in the limelight for a time, first.
Stop stealing his thunder, man.

And yes, Santa, I'm talking to you.